Audible.com is celebrating their release of a series of Woody Allen audiobooks (including Without Feathers, Getting Even, Mere Anarchy and Side Effects) by giving away free downloads of Woody’s short story “The Apology” – read by Woody himself.

To get the story, you do have to sign up for an Audible account, which is free, although a bit of a process. If you’re willing to hand over a few bits of personal information (name, email, country, province, city, postal code), you’ll be on your way to a Woody-narrated story time — in no time.