Santa Claus Conquers The Martians

Santa brings Christmas fun to Mars!

Santa Claus Conquers The Martians – 60th Anniversary screenings on December 15, 16!

Advance ticket info now available for Santa Claus Conquers The Martians!

Walking in a winter weirdoland! Preserved from Something Weird’s colorful 16mm print and presented in a brand new Roadshow Edition with vintage ads and trailers.

An infamous, ultra-cheap mindmelter starring young Pia Zadora (Hairspray) that follows the kidnapping of Santa and two Earth children by Martians.

“It’s bad fun at its best.” (Movie Views)

“a cult classic.” (TV Guide)

“unintentionally hilarious” (From The Front Row)

“This blizzard of mid-century kitsch will make all of your holiday dreams come true” (American Cinematheque)

*Please take note that doors open 30 minutes before showtimes. We encourage people to arrive early. We have a small box office, a small candy bar, and a single-screen cinema, meaning that when most of an audience shows up a few minutes before showtime, it causes a bottleneck. If possible, we appreciate you arriving a little bit early to pick out your seat and get your popcorn. Thanks for your help!

Martians fear their children have become lazy and joyless due to their newfound obsession with Earth TV shows. After ancient Martian leader Chochem suggests that the children of Mars need more fun—including their own Santa Claus—supreme leader Lord Kimar assembles an expedition to Earth. Once there, they kidnap two children who lead them to the North Pole, then capture the real Santa Claus, taking all three back to Mars in an attempt to bring the Martian children happiness.
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