If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You – Screening on November 1-4, 6!

Advance tickets now available for If I Had Legs I’d Kick You!

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Berlin International Film Festival: Best Lead Actress (Rose Byrne) award winner, Best Film nominee!
Athens International Film Festival: Best Film nominee!

Grade A! Critic’s Pick! “Rose Byrne unravels in a hilarious and harrowingly brilliant portrait…Conan O’Brien is a stroke of genius” (Indie Wire)

5 Stars! “Rose Byrne delivers a tour de force of matriarchal fury” (Time Out)

“This is top-tier filmmaking” (The Playlist)

“Rose Byrne gives a mesmerizing performance…Bronstein crafts a thriller of teeth-grinding magnificence” (Awards Watch)

*Please take note that doors open 30 minutes before showtimes. We encourage people to arrive early. We have a small box office, a small candy bar, and a single-screen cinema, meaning that when most of an audience shows up a few minutes before showtime, it causes a bottleneck. If possible, we appreciate you arriving a little bit early to pick out your seat and get your popcorn. Thanks for your help!

Tue Nov 4 3:45 pm

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Thu Nov 6 3:45 pm

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With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
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