If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You – Screening on November 1-4, 6!

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With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Berlin International Film Festival: Best Lead Actress (Rose Byrne) award winner, Best Film nominee!
Athens International Film Festival: Best Film nominee!

Grade A! Critic’s Pick! “Rose Byrne unravels in a hilarious and harrowingly brilliant portrait…Conan O’Brien is a stroke of genius” (Indie Wire)

5 Stars! “Rose Byrne delivers a tour de force of matriarchal fury” (Time Out)

“This is top-tier filmmaking” (The Playlist)

“Rose Byrne gives a mesmerizing performance…Bronstein crafts a thriller of teeth-grinding magnificence” (Awards Watch)

*Please take note that doors open 30 minutes before showtimes. We encourage people to arrive early. We have a small box office, a small candy bar, and a single-screen cinema, meaning that when most of an audience shows up a few minutes before showtime, it causes a bottleneck. If possible, we appreciate you arriving a little bit early to pick out your seat and get your popcorn. Thanks for your help!

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
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