Sharknado

ONE NIGHT ONLY!

If the title isn’t enough to entice you, how about the fact that it stars 90210’s Ian Ziering, who kicks so much global-warming, cyclonic shark butt in order to save his ex-wife (Tara Reid), that even drunken John Heard is impressed? “… an hour and a half of your life that you’ll never get back. And you won’t want to.” (New York Daily News)