PRESENTED BY AASA | FILMMAKERS IN ATTENDANCE Every year, each student at the Azrieli School of Architecture at Carleton University spends almost 30,000 minutes in the architecture building. A huge number of those minutes are recorded by these creative and over-tired pupils, for the sole purpose of filling this one
The Carleton University Architecture students annual film fest returns to splatter the Mayfairs screen for a third year with a $#!+-load of films (none more than a minute long), that are encouraged to be sh!tty, arty, scary, saucy, or anything you like!
This legendary, maple syrup-soaked, X-rated, taxpayer-funded feature a carnal combination of classic movie monster legends and steamy erotica is, to say the least, “somewhat unique.” (Canuxploitation.com) PRESENTED BY INVISIBLE CINEMA http://www.invisiblecinema.ca
RELAY FOR LIFE BENEFIT Plan a ladies night out, because all proceeds from this special screening benefit the Keystone Groups Relay for Life team in support of the Canadian Cancer Society. All tickets $10. (Not bad for 145 minutes of Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda.)
PRESENTED BY TRACY ARNETT FREE ADMISSION WITH A DONATION TO CARE CANADA Save your money for some Manolo Blahniks! Tracy Arnett presents a special FREE SCREENING with a FREE SMALL POPCORN and DRINK for every audience member of the sex-tacular sequel to the big-screen adaptation of the hit
Seven Veils – Screening on April 13, 14, 17! Advance tickets now available for Seven Veils! An earnest theatre director has the task of remounting her former mentor’s most famous work, the opera Salome. Some disturbing memories from her past will allow her repressed trauma to colour the present.
A struggling screenwriter inadvertently becomes entangled in the Los Angeles criminal underworld after his oddball friends kidnap a gangster’s beloved Shih Tzu.
Acclaimed writer-director McDonagh (In Bruges) returns with this meta-crime-comedy about a struggling screenwriter who gets dragged into a twisty plot to kidnap a gangsters beloved Shih Tzu. A goofy, tormented near masterpiece [with] moments of real brilliance and pathos [it] isnt like anything else youll see this year, or any
Not to be confused with David Finchers brooding psychological thriller, Andy Sidaris first bullets-and-bikinis epic revolves around a plot by seven gangsters to take over the state of Hawaii and the seven hitmen sent to stop them. Featuring friend of the Mayfair Martin Kove (The Karate Kid)!
Big Bird pulls up stakes (twigs?) and sets out on a cross-country odyssey to find his home in this smart, sweet adventure that co-stars a multitude of Muppets, and most of the casts of SNL and SCTV, to boot. See it with someone you hug. Also see the Ottawa Premiere